Greg

Clarence the Candymaker rubbed his hands gleefully. Today, he would introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy. This candy would be a candy like no other, the Wachamahershskitm&musketeers, or WHSMM for short. The WHSMM would have all of these flavors mixed into tiny hearts, just like normal Valentine's Day candy. To make the WHSMM, you have to mash all the candies, mix them up, and the machine will mold them into hearts. Any color would be on the shell. The molding machine also compresses the candy so it explodes and becomes three times its original size when it gets in your mouth. His slogan is: "Buy the five and they'll make you feel more than alive!" The appearance on the inside of the WHSMM is a swirl of brown, black, and light brown. This new candy was the special today, at half of future normal price. Clarence was very passionate when he welcomed his first customer....

There have been many distortions in writing over the millenniums, from Ancient Egypt carving hieroglyphics into tomb walls to Microsoft Word 2010. One of the recherche things about the Egyptians carving into tomb walls was that they stayed for long periods of time. This helps us know what happened to those Pharaohs and what life was like back then via translators. After this, people found ways to beget pens with animals skins and ink from berries and such in nature. People could write on rawboned, lither objects like planks of wood. Both forms of writing that I've mentioned were evolutions in writing. The Chinese invented paper near 1000 A.D. so they could fit supplementary characters on a page. Typewriters weren't very practical because you couldn't press backspace, and if you messed up, you had to apply whiteout. Although, the typewriter was the first usage of the keyboard, which was an evolution. Finally, Microsoft Word comes along with the best technology, but don't break your printer or lose your flash drive! How people have written over the years has gotten more technical and less simple, but have been easier to use. (P.S. If I win, I'd love to sign my John Hancock on the poster.)

I wish there were a use for Ununoctium in nuclear power plants because it would produce as much nuclear power as 10 buckets full of Uranium 238 ! There has only been 1 isotope discovered ( 294 Uuo) in about 6 atoms made, the latest one in 2004. Ununoctium's atomic weight is (294), is made with bombardments of Californium 249 and Calcium 48 ions, and is in the waiting list for an elemental group besides Group 18. It is not in the noble metal group like the rest of Group 18. Californium is very radioactive and was also made with a bombardment, which is the main reason why Ununoctium is so radioactive. Californium played an essential role in atomic reactors and research. Ununoctium is very dangerous and a very hard bombardment to make, but you would need a movie theater full of Boron to stop this isotope from going nuts... and who knows, without radioactivity, Ununocium could be delicious.