Max+S.

Clarence The Candy-man

I was riding my bike one day when Clarence the candy man jumped out the window, with his red and white apron on and he screamed. “I’ve done it. say hello to the first ever candy pie!” “It’s got candy canes, suckers, and best of all.... CHOCOLATE!!! Who’s the daredevil that wants to try this awesome pie first!” i was the only one there because everyone else there thought he was a phsyco. So i just joyfully raised my hand. “You sir!” He babbled, I held the pie just looking at it. I finally took a bite out of it, that’s when I shockingly dropped the candy. It tasted like meat??? when I looked up, he was gone. I walked into the candy store he wasn’t in it, i walked behind the counter. There was empty packages of fresh whale blubber from “Meyer Oscars meateries.” I looked in the candy heater and there was seven of those fancy pies I sprinted outside to go throw away the rest of the mashed pie. When I was throwing the “candy” away, I noticed Mr. clarence was hiding in the trash can! He screamed at me “YOU DROPPED MY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!” “but it tasted like meat,” I replied. He mumbled, “well I might have slipped a few pieces of bacon in the pie...” “WELL THEN WHY WAS THERE WHALE BLUBBER PACKAGES EVERYWHERE?!?!?” I yelled then he mumbled secretly. “ I was hungry and only whale blubber could satisfy me...” I reacted by slamming the lid and I walked away slowly.

shot “Your not going to believe this but… Yesterday I was with my doctor for a check up. AND HE WANTED TO GIVE ME A FLU SHOT!!!!!!!!! So replied. “I uhhhh can’t. Well you see the other day I was umm deep sea diving! And there was a swordfish.” “Was it big?” blurted my doctor. I commented, “It was huge, bigger than two full sized whales! So his sword was a flu shot ray gun and he shot me. Which cured me for the next twenty years of my life. “And that’s why I can’t get a flu shot today.” Charlie-dog I wish I could see my wonderful, caring, sweet, cheery-faced Charlie dog again, because I miss him terribly. The last day I saw him, I had a sleepover with some friends, and he looked really sick that day. I tried to feed him breakfast and he just wouldn’t eat. He even turned down his usual Saturday morning bacon and pancakes. Now anyone who knew Charlie, knows that he would do ANYTHING for food. He would even steal carrots and lettuce from our bunnies.

I was doing my best to take care of Charlie that day, because he seemed so gloomy. I couldn’t take care of him as much as I wanted, because I was still trying to be a good host. Everyone was having fun and asking me, “can we shoot air soft guns?”, BLAHBLAHBLAH, “Wanna jump on the trampoline?’ BLAHBLAH, “can I borrow those slippers?”, BLAHBLAHYADDAYADDA, “wanna drive go karts now?” I sort of felt like I was spacing out watching all of the chaos around me, and I just mumbled, “sure, whatever.” I sat there for what felt like thirty minutes just petting and talking to sweet old Charlie.

Once our friends left to go home, I hollered upstairs to my mom, “Mom, we have got to take Charlie to the vet right now!!” Mom then checks with Sam and Joel to see if they want to come with us to Ard Vista. They both yell up from the mancave, “NO!”

We all walked out to the car together, so Sam and Joel could pet Charlie some more, and Charlie looked like he was smiling sitting on the back seat with all three of us snugging up to him.

So off to the vet we went to see what was keeping Charlie from eating and playing. We had the guy we never get, and he seemed to babble about a mass, something about a big surgery and high tech x-rays. He seemed to ramble on forever. I seemed to wake up from my daze when he stated that Charlie might be put down. That’s when I made a sour face, trying to squeeze back my tears and sad heart. Just those words, “put down,” gave me chills. When Dr. Blabber finally left the room, my mom and I started to sob at the same time and we hugged. When I knew we had to go somewhere else for more tests and an ultrasound, I cried, “ I want to go home.” I couldn’t be this sad again at another vet.

My mom and Charlie dropped me off at home, and headed out to some emergency room for dogs and cats. Granny was home waiting for me with Pizza. Joel was sleeping soundly on the big, red couch, while Sam was watched “Love it or List it.” I cried again just seeing granny. I then settled in for a long, two hour wait. Mom and I were texting back in forth about what was happing there and how we were feeling. We did laugh thinking back on our last two camping trips with Charlie up at the lake. Charlie must have eaten fifteen Cheeseburgers and twelve hotdogs and whatever someone would toss up in the air. After some silence on texting from my mom, Charlie at sudden notice was pronounced eating a cheeseburger in heaven.

resolution My new years resolution is to organize every paper, folder, test ect. I get instantly in the right place. Lets just say I’m not the most organized person. When I open all my folders and binders I feel like it’s a black hole sucking in papers and putting them into random places. I put a piece of paper in my binder I think it’s in the right place, but the next thing you know my science sheet is crammed in my reading binder. I will do this task by checking my binder every week to check if everything is in the right place. Sweatshirt Hey you last minute christmas shoppers! Are you looking for that perfect sweatshirt to get for your loved ones. Well I have the most comfortable nike sweatshirt you’ll ever see, and it’s for a whopping 5 dollars. When your out shopping, make sure to stop by Target for our lowest prices of the year. So stop by target this year, and remember target wishes you a merry christmas! Dear Granny,

I just want to thank you for doing a lot of special things for me and sending me cards for every holiday, birthday and even sending me cards just for the heck of it. I want to thank you for stopping me when I’m about to rip off my little brother’s head while he’s making very annoying sounds. But I really want to say thank you for being you and loving me, and even when I’m fighting with my brothers at your house you know I still love you

Yours truly,

Max

** Phil Flabadabadingdong the mature red blood cell ** ** February fifth, 1965 to Septemer first, 2012 ** Phil Flabadabadingdong died at the age of 1,234 (in cell years). He was a scientist even though he didn’t have a nucleus. Flabadabadingdong was very intelligent. He was a survivor of the titanic and he also survived WW1, WW2 and the Vietnam war. Phil was a dieheart wake forest fan and he loved football. He was born in the right wrist blood vain of Adam Sandler the famous actor. Phil died because he was trying to get to the heart but he made a wrong turn and he ended up to the stomach acid. Rest in peace Phil.

Trading Places ** If I could trade places with somebody It would probably be. Well nobody because I’m happy with my life and there still is an open book for me to accomplish something. Like I could be a Famous comedian. Or a movie director or maybe a famous football player. Or better yet the doctor that finds the cure to cancer. So I’m going to make the best of my life while I have it. **