Jarve

2-1-13 I rubbed my hands gleefully. Today I will introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy. I am a mad scientist. At age 13, I am also a super hero who can run incredibly fast. My newest variety of chocolate is made from recycled cans. I ran around the world to collect the best cans to use as ingredients. I hired random chiefs out of random restaurants to help because my legs were on fire from running so fast. One day later, my creation was complete. The taste is creamy not like metal or plastic. I am certain you will enjoy my best creation yet.

1-25-13 "You're not going to believe this but I just came here for a regular check up. SAY WHAAAAAAT!?! I need a flu shot? It is not even flu season; it is the first of September! If I get a flu shot, I will break out in a rash, throw up and blow chunks all over the office. It will make a huge nasty mess. Oh, I hear my cell phone ringing. I gotta go, it is a family emergency! My cousin just broke her toe. I am not coming back to this place until I am 21 yrs old! That is why I can't get a flu shot today."

1-18-13 I wish to be an actor when I grow up.T he 3rd grade play gave me the acting bug. I dressed up in a hippy costume and my stage name was //Joe//. I like taking on the role of someone else. If I am a successful in the acting business, I will give my money to a charity.
 * I Wish....**