Noah

I really think that schools shuld be allowed to celebrate Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day isn't just a holiday where you hand people chocolattes and walk away, it's a holiday where friends, family and even enemies can look back on the year and think about their unique bonds. It keeps us human to forgive eachother and agree to love eachother on this special day and forward. Valentine's Day is a time to look back at bonds and friendships with people, but it is also a time to look forward and stretch your love farther. Valentne's Day should be celebrated because it teaches the importance of love and friendship and laughter; if we didn't have those, the sun could just explode right now for all I care.

In my head the story starts out like; It was a dark stormy night and a scream piecred the stiff night air like a jackhammer through the most quaint china in your house. But now, I have to admit that it was relatively sunny and the only person sreaming was the "Lucky caller four" who had just won Justin Bieber tickets. There was just one problem. The unfortunate setting. Kid's coughsfilled the room like noxious gas, Moms tried in vain to quiet down their screaming babies. I know what you're thinking and no, this isn't jail. This is... THE DOCTORS OFFICE. When the doctor calls my name I am a forgotten prisoner being led to his doom. I drift through the light halls but only see hard slate with which the prison is made of. I am led into my chamber and the door closes behind the nurse. "Now is my chance for survival", I whisper to myself. All I can say is that the doctor came in while I was slamming a spoon againts the window. "Hello Mr.Gottlieb, I have just been told that you need a shot so if you would extend your-" I didn't even let her finish so I blurted out," I broke both of my legs while playing Paddy Cake in jail!" It could have worked if I hadn't been standing while saying this. "Mr.Gottlieb, I was about to tell you to extend your arm!" "Well, I was grocery shopping and all of the sudden I noticed that a casheir had made a math error. I threw my body across the counter and kicked the money out of his hand. The money flew in the air like vivid green fireworks as I reached for the correct change. I also received a medle of honor for "Currency Correction". And to think I only walked away with a broken right arm. " I smiled proudly and waved to my imaginary crowd for effect. "Amzazing Sir, will you please extend your left arm!" I slapped my face with my "broken" right arm and waltzed out of the office on my two "broken" legs.

I wish there was a law that said that you get paid your regular salary while in jury duty(surprised, see *);this would be a good law because I have heard a lot of complaints about jury duty and I think that since America has chosen to be the fair nation it is today, you should be reimbersed for your service and dedication. When I say that America has chosen this, I mean that America is such a great country, that a random person can be chosen and hear your case knowing that they must be fair and courteous.

decided to tune into the blurry "lawyer-talk" that his parents were speaking. "I really don't want to go to jury duty tomorrow" moaned Mr.Gottlieb. "Wow, I remember when we were only paid twelve dollars and we had to be away from work for the whole day!" As the conversation went on to an even more "lawyery" topic a flicker of an idea flashed through Noah's head. Soon after that two little paragraphs were finnished. __These__ two paragraphs.
 * I realy didn't need to include this but I think it makes my paragraph more meaningful because usualy I have an easier time thinking of ideas.The Gottlieb family was eating quietly at the dinner table. The scent of bread and steak wafted throught the air, making all the neighbors envious. It was Wednesday Night and Noah Gottlieb hadn't yet finished his wiki(OH NO and he was becoming nervous by the second

many amazing virtues that we try to incorporate and use in our life; this year, I will try to focus on two that I believe will make the biggest impact on my life. Passion and dedication will ensure that everything I do will be the most thoughtful that they can be, and that everything I bring to the table will shine through to more people. I will try my hardest to practice my virtues by focusing on my work and finding connections that will tie a firmer bond between me and my work. I will find passion through this because work will feel less distant and passion will fill my every step on the obstacle I face. I will use my passion to dive into my work and produce more meaningful results. I think these two words could replace the golden rule in a heartbeat because anyone can use them in sports, school and any other obstacles blocking their path. With these two amazing and empowering words, you will throw mountains out of the way to discover the highest potential you posses.

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Dear Dad, I am so glad that whatever genuise made you my Dad did so! I love knowing that I have a fun, suportive silly Dad to be my, well... DAD! When I am feeling down you make me laugh (usualy at the stupid thing I did to //get// sad) and pick me up out of the gloom. Some of the best moments of my life consist of having great saves and then getting to tell you about them in a horse voice of excitement. I hope you will live to see me grow old and hopefuly accomplish my goals. I promise I will invite you to dinner at my house when I'm fourty!

Love, Noah

Bullying. It makes you wonder what horrible thoughts are that someone could brew up to think that it's actually O.K.! I think many people are very self conscious and for some twisted reason they think that because of their pain, they can just direct it to another kid and laugh at them. It's like if someone had a gun pointed at you and you saying, "Look at that guy! Oh hey, why don't you aim this lethal weapon at him instead of me!" Another reason might be that one unsuspecting kid is trying to deal with something going on and someone, realizing that they are hurt, the bully trying to mess with them because they think they are weak. The truth is, bully's are weak! The last and most sad reason is when someone knows in the back of their head that the "harmless" teasing is bullying, but just keeps going! That's like tying someon to a railroad track and realizing it's wrong just before the train comes and is just to lazy to untie their victim. If you don't read this whole paragraph and only read one sentence (please don't!) you could just read this one. Bullying is horrible and if you see it happening or are being bullyed remember all the great things about you and stand up! Also I am really honored that my birthday is in the same month as anti-bullying month. GO OCTOBER!!!!

Hello and welcome to So You Think You Can Debate where are very... Special contestants are competing for the golden chatterbox, I can see it now, golden, shiny, made out of genuine fake gold! Let's meet the contestants. We have Shnoopy from Jersey Shore. Georgia from Georgia and Marthalamue from the West Marthalamue Islands! Okay you're topic is the presidential debate! Your first question is "Who would you like for president and why!" (Everybody buzzes in like a million bees.) Woah! Okay Georgia I heard your ferocious stinging machine of a buzze first what do you say! "First of all I'm so glad to be here and I am trying my best to not to hiperventalate because all of my friends say it's not cool and-(censored because Georgia talks for two more hours so we'll skip you to the good part.) "Okay, I would just love it if that cutie Barack Obama won becuase I feel really bad for him! I mean half of the country is yelling about his medicare plans, his job numbers and even the most cruel, the incident at the pizza parlor!

Dear nucleus, We are being bombed by the bacteria and viruses! We cell walls feel that we need to invent an extreme cell wall to protect us fom the germs! Unless we find some germ-X or some russian anti germ missile this plant isn't going to hold up much longer! Reports from the cytoplasm is that they are feeling sick and germy and also the mitochondrions and if the mitochdrions fall we'll lose all power and then this plant won't even hope to find one of those big burly extreme cell walls!

Hopefull and weary,

General Senior Cell Wall test