Ethan

Clarence the Candymaker rubbed his hands gleefully. Today, he would introduce the world to a whole new kind of Valentine's Day candy. He introduces his new candy for the Valentine's Day season, and he calls it "Mush". Clarence has an evil plan. He created a candy that will make the people who eat the candy his zombie minions who will report to his factory to become laborers. Ultimately, Clarence's goal is to make his consumers become zombie Oompah-Loompahs who are under his control.

When the candy is introduced on February 10th in stores across the world, there is a frenzy for Clarence's "Mush" candies. They buy the candy in large amounts. Once eaten, the candy makes the humans march like zombies to report for work at Clarence's factory. It was quite a scene to watch the humans flooding towards Clarence the Candymaker's creepy candy factory. The Mush has a very small, edible microchip in each blob that causes the humans to be programmed and go into a trance.

Unfortunately for Clarence, there was a glitch in his programming of the chips. The trance only lasted about forty-eight hours. After forty-eight hours, the humans snap out of the trance. Many of them realize that they are in an unusual, creepy place. They experience panic, confusion, anger, and a need to escape. The workers revolt and start breaking the candy machines that make Mush. Clarence reacts by going into hiding in his secret chamber behind a wall. He breaks down when he realizes that his life is in danger. He knows that he is a broken man, and he will lose his business. The humans break down the after he tries to hide, and they drag him out to the street. Once the humans are able to find a police person who is out of a trance, they turn Clarence over to him. In the end, Clarence is charged with the crime of attempting to create human zombie workers. Clarence received a sentence of twelve years in jail, and he was banned from making Mush or using microchips ever again.

1. You’re at the doctor’s office for a regular check up when the doctor suggests you get a flu shot as well. You hate shots, so you come up with the most outlandish excuse as to why you can’t get one. Start your story with “You’re not going to believe this, but … ” and end it with “And that’s why I can’t get a flu shot today.” Be sure to correctly punctuate any dialogue. This response should be at least 10 sentences long. Remember to use a semicolon.

“You’re not going to believe this, but there is no way that I am going to get a flu shot today!" I told my doctor. Dr. Flow stared at me in a weird way. He said, "What in the world are you talking about Ethan? You must have this shot!" I was sweating because I couldn't think of what to say next. There was a really long pause as he stared back at me. Finally, I had a bunch of ideas swimming around in my head. I thought about many excuses, and I hoped that he would buy at least one of them. I thought about; my concussions, a fear of needles, falling off a cliff, my nightmares about the Empire State building and its giant needle, passing out in other offices, and my near-death experience with a swordfish. I began to speak and told him, "I cannot have this shot today because I fell off of a cliff yesterday because I thought I could fly, and I broke my arm." Dr. Flow asked, "Well, where is your cast?" I replied, "Ummm...I don't know, but I also got a concussion falling off the cliff." I decided to change the subject. The doctor started getting the shot ready. I told him that I was seeing things. I said, "There are purple ponies on the walls, and I see a giant swordfish coming at me with its needle nose!" Dr. Flow sat down and looked confused. He asked, "Have you ever had these symptoms before, Ethan?" I replied, "I have nightmares, doctor. I often have dreams about the gigantic needle on the top of the Empire State Building chasing me around!" Dr. Flow decided to call my mom. As he picked up the phone, I said, "And that's why I can't get a flu shot today!"

**Mandatory Wiki Due Friday, January 18, 2013** __Directions:__ Choose **//one//** of the following prompts and respond thoroughly. This should be a developed paragraph with meaningful supportive details. I wish I had one dog because I don't have one right now. I want a dog because I think it would be a nice to have another companion around. I am unable to have a dog because my brother is allergic. I also want a dog because I think if I was scared to do something and no one was there to protect me, the dog would be right at my side. I hope one day my brother grows out of being allergic to dogs. It would be nice if my brother grows out of being allergic to dogs so that I can get a dog soon and me and my brother can both enjoy a dog.
 * I wish I had one... because ...
 * I wish to be a ... when I grow up. Then I will....iulhbui
 * I wish there were a law that said..... This would be a good law because....
 * I wish I could forget the time I ..... because....
 * I wish I could see...... because.....
 * I wish I could learn..... because.....
 * I wish everyone would learn to ..... Then everyone would.....
 * I wish I never......
 * I wish I had one more chance to..... Then I would.....
 * I wish everyone loved......
 * I wish all children would......

**Mandatory Wiki: Due Friday, January 11, 2013** For this week's Wiki assignment, you will share your New Year's resolutions. This assignment will focus on the writing trait of//organization//. You will need to explain your resolution in a paragraph, which includes a topic sentence, at least three supporting sentences, and a conclusion. We will discuss resolutions and the organization of this wiki writing in class.

My 2013 New Year's Resolution is to get better at my bank shot. I will measure my percentage for my bank shot by seeing how many I can make out of ten. I average about 40-50 percent. I am aiming for 70-80 shot percentage. I want to get better at this because it will give me and my team another way to get a basket. I also want to do this because I think that if I am having a bad shooting game I will have a back up shot. I am aiming for this goal to get 70-80% because than I will have a better chance of making the shot. By the end of my season I hope I will complete this goal and be able to make that a priority shot.

Are you tired of the stinky odor your kids have after playing outside? This sweater will help you get that odor away and will have a built in deodorant that will make your child smell great. this will only cost and will only be made by super smooth leather and it costs 9.99.

**Mandatory Wiki: Due November 9, 2012 ** Since this will be the last Wiki assignment before Thanksgiving, this week's assignment is to write a letter in friendly letter form to someone important in your life. Be sure to express your sincere gratitude for the things this person does for you. Be specific and sincere. Practice using your voice in this letter. Remember, sharing our deepest feelings helps to strengthen the voice in our writing.

(To help with proper friendly-letter formatting, do not use the tab key on the Wiki to write the date and closing; you should use the space bar.)

 11/8/2012 Dear Dads, Thanks for all the things you do for me. Thanks for coaching my teams, helping me with homework, teaching me so much, staying up stairs with me when I am scared, always encouraging me when I am having trouble, and taking me places like to the mountains to go fishing or to lacrosse games. I enjoy playing 1v1 basketball games with you because it makes me better. Thanks for taking the time to do those things. Thanks for also going to things that are hard to go to when you are busy. Thanks for supporting me in all my sports and always trying to make me better at what I am doing. I am grateful to have you as my father and thank you for being so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love,

 Ethan

**Mandatory Wiki: Due October 19 ** Directions: Choose one of the prompts below and write a paragraph for your response. Be sure to revise your response for word choice and edit for spelling and grammar. 1. What would you do if you were Dr. Ebeling for a day? (Be sure your actions are reasonable.) //OR// <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; text-align: center;">2. If you could change places with anyone, who would it be and why? //OR// <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;"> 3. Write a paragraph about <span style="color: #fa9449; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">**bullying**. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;"> Be sure to define this term in your own words. Consider the following questions/statements when responding to this prompt. Describe a time when you felt **<span style="color: #fa9449; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">bullied **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">**.** Explain what happened and how you felt. Have there been times when you've witnessed other people getting **<span style="color: #fa9449; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">bullied **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;"> and done nothing (or something)? How did this make you feel? What can **<span style="color: #fa9449; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">bullying **<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;"> look like in fifth grade at Summit School?

If I were Dr. Ebeling If I were Dr. Ebeling I would make P.E and recess both an hour long. And let 3rd grade and up play competitive sports at school. I would also get all the material every sport is needed and repair the ones we have, make the pond bigger make and put fish in the pond and let every one fish in it, more fields and make this school go up to 12th grade. I would do that because I like this school so much. If i did not finish this idea in one day, I would make it a plan in the future.

dear all cell workers, thank you for taking orders from me for the last 7 years i really apreciate that i am going to send out to every one a a 90 dolar gift card to go to nucleus shop you can bye anything you would like. thank you again.\

sincerely nucleus

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