Bobby

Clarence the Candymaker rubbed his hands together. He was going to make a Valentine's day candy like no other. But there was a twist to it. It was going to make him rich and everybody will seek revenge on a bully from his childhood, Ernesto. The candy was called "Luv it". The candy had a substance in it that would make people crave the candy and never stop until Clarence wanted them to. It would drive people insane and give Clarence all the money. It was the Ultimate Plot.

So when the day came, Clarence gave Ernesto, a board member of SugarRush inc. the job of CEO. Clarence gave the idea of "Luv It" to Ernesto. But Clarence didn't tell him that all the money would be sent to himself. So SugarRush inc. sold "Luv It" and it spread like a wildfire. People recommended it to people and it spread. Ernesto got suspicious about the money but right after Clarence became rich, he faked his death. After everybody thought Clarence had died, he moved to the Bahamas and started over as Martin Harris.

Martin a.k.a. Clarence started over as a millionaire living in a mansion. As people became insane and broke down, people wanted revenge on Ernesto. So Martin lived his life happy and rich.

One day, somebody knocked on his door. "Hello," Martin said as he opened the door to find three men dressed in camoflauge. "Martin Harris?" asked one of them. "Yep that's me," "Or should I call you Clarence Robinson?" "Who is that?" Clarence lied. "My name is Lieutanant Smithson of the Marine Corps, you're under arrest."

"Looks like your scheduled for a flu shot today!" the doctor said. "It will be quick; don't worry!" the doctor pulled out the biggest needle I have ever seen. The doctor moved the needle closer.

"WAIT!!!!" I yelled. "What's wrong?" "I...uhh...have...uhh...Needlephobia! Yep, Needlephobia that's what it's called!" "Is this some kind of joke?" "No! There are many symptoms! There is nausea, vomiting, seizures, amnesia, foaming of the mouth and possibly total organ failure!" "My goodness! Are you okay?" "I will be if I don't get a shot!" "Okay then, I'll walk you to your parent." "No!--- Umm.... I mean.... that won't be necessary!" "Are you sure?" "What... who are you?" "What?" "Ohhh, sorry! I think the amnesia was kicking in. I'm better now." "Well...bye...I guess." "Bye!" I couldn't believe I pulled it off. "Ohhh! Wait!" I yelled back. "What is wrong?" the doctor asked. "I...uhh...need a band-aid for my arm. I hurt it." "Ohh. Here you go." The doctor handed be the band-aid. I put it on my arm where the doctor //was// going to give me a shot. "Hey, Mom!" I said as I walked out. "How did it go?" she asked. "Great! It didn't even hurt!" I showed her the band-aid. "Good!" We walked out of the building with a sly grin on my face.

I wish I could have a mansion because I could invite people over and entertain them and make more friends. Also I wish I could have a hot tub and pool so I could have pool parties and hang out with everyone. Another good reason why I want to have a mansion is so I would have really cool things I could use like a basketball hoop, a snack bar in the middle of the pool and a pitching/hitting net. It would also be near my school so I could walk to school and save money for more things in the mansion (and taxes because my parents would probably handle that). I believe that owning one mansion would be very interesting and would attract a lot of people.

One of my resolutions is to read more because I tend to slack off instead of reading sometimes. I will try to improve this by trying to read more in the day instead of night because whenever I read at night, (everyday) I usually fall asleep twenty minuets later. I will also try to be more determined because whenever I'm determined, I read more and time flies. Finally, I will set a limit of pages or minuets to read everyday to make me a better and more consistant reader. I will work on these a lot and soon I will become better reader.

Are you tired of your children whining about the sweaters you buy them? With the Sweat-It-Up, it has a built in gadget that gives them a daily fitness activity. Best of all, it's only $29.99! Some kids don't like sports, go tell them to get out there and Sweat-It-Up!

November 5th, 2012 Dear David, Thank you for playing sports with me when no one else can or is to lazy. I enjoy that because I'm getting better and so are you. It's a shame our football broke. Also, you helped me with my fantasy football team and that has been really great. I think it's great that you are teaching me all of the plays in football but not everything so I'm not nerdy about football. Especially, I love how you let me use your X-box. But you should stop messing with the dog, he's getting annoyed. Well, thanks for all you have done.

From, Bobby (Dear Mrs. Tsipis, I tried the tab button and the space bar but they don't work. From Bobby.)

If I could trade places with someone, it would be Superman. Think about it, flying would be amazing. But I would mostly want the X-ray vision. One way I would use it is so I could go into the movie theatre parking lot, float around and look through the walls and watch whatever movie for free! Another way I would use those powers is so I could look at the lottery tickets so I could get the million dollars. I would do that again and again but I would give some money to charity. So now I'm a billionare and I'm hanging out with my rich friends like Bruce Wayne, Bill Gates, and Donald Trump with Robin tagging along. I'm also saving inisant people and everybody loves me! And another great thing to do with all of the billionares (and Robin) is to go out and prank Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, The Avengers and Spiderman (Along with Robin). But one of the worst things is doing Batman's superhero work. Seriously even though he is awesome, he doesn't really have a power. He just has Morgan Freeman running around giving him suits and gear and all. And now Batman is hanging out with Catwoman so Robin and I have to do everything in Gotham. I really don't like Robin, especially his suit. And Batman is always thinking that he's so cool because he is the "Dark Knight" and he just came out with a movie. But lookout, Superman is making another movie. I'd like to see Green Lantern top that! But look at the bright side, the actual Superman is living my life. Have fun in school! I'm going to get more coffee! So goodbye!

This is dedicated to Green Lantern and Robin because I don't like them. (But Robin's actor seems pretty cool.)

Political Rap

CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP VERSE: This world is messed up It needs to be dressed up We gotta fix it we can't afford to miss it. CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP VERSE: Hey, let's just end the war. Then eat some smores. Hey, let's just end the war. And eat some smores. CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP VERSE: Hey, you better vote for me and you'll live to ninety-three Hey, you better vote for me and you'll live to ninety-three CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP VERSE: No more taxes but maybe battle axes read my lips new battle axes CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP VERSE: We need jobs! So you better not sob! We need jobs! So you better not job! CHORUS: Aww yea, political rap you better vote for me now, A-SAP

"Hey Sunlight," Choloroplast greeted "Yo," said Sunlight "You think you're so cool." "Well, I am actually." "Uhh, guys," Jerry the Sunflower interrupted. "No plants would be alive without me, even Jerry wouldn't!" Chloroplast yelled. "Life wouldn't exist without me," Sunlight shot back. "Well.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!" "Dude... take a chill pill, are you on a sugar rush or something?" "I MAKE SUGAR!!!!!! THAT'S MY JOB!!! I MAKE IT FROM CARBON DIOXIDE AND WATER! IF YOU ARE THE SUN, SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT PLANTS?" "Take a deep breath," Jerry spoke. "Yeah... what the lil' guy said," Sunlight agreed. "I'm not little," Jerry denied. "OH YEAH," Chloroplast remembered, "I MAKE JERRY GREEN!!!!!!!!! "Green is a very good color," Jerry announced "No it isn't," Sunlight refused, "Yellow is clearly the best color." "GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jerry and Chloroplast said together. "Yellow!!!!!!!!!" "GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YELLOW!!!!!!!!!" "You are clearly out numbered 2 to 1," Jerry pointed out, "So green is the best color." "You shouldn't be messing with the sun... I have plenty of other star friends that can beat you up. I can also cover your planet in flames and roast marshmallows (Or as humans call moons.) on it." "This means that there is only one way to settle this," Jerry said "You thinking what i'm thinking?" Jerry asked the sun. Sun gave a nod. They all ran off. Jerry and Chloroplast came back with B.J. Raji, Clay Matthews and Aaron Rodgers. "Top that!" yelled Jerry. The Sun came out with Ben Roethlisberger. "You are out numbered 5 to 2," Jerry spoke, "looks like Green is the all-time best color!" "No it's not," yelled Tom Brady as he walked in, "blue is." Jerry, Chloroplast and Sun just walked away. They watched Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Wes Welker and Rob Gronkowski get into a big arguement over what the best color was. And they live happily ever after.

P.S. Blue is the best... Tom Brady was here.